Meet the Spartans

Meet the Spartans is a 2008 American parody film directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Similar to past movies, such as Scary Movie, Date Movie, and Epic Movie, it directs parodies at various films. Although it references many films, TV shows, people and pop cultural events, it focuses mainly on the 2007 film 300. It openedin the US box office, despite receiving overwhelmingly negative reviews. The film stars Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra and Kevin Sorbo as The Captain.

Years later, Leonidas is training his son when Captain Kevin Sorbo informs him that a Persian messenger has arrived. Accompanied by the Spartan politician Traitoro, the messenger has come to present Xerxes demands for Spartas submission. Leonidas arrives to greet the messenger in the Spartan way highfives for the women and open mouth tongue kisses for the men. After growing angry with both the messengers disrespect and finding him making out with his wife, Leonidas kicks him into the pit of death. Despite Traitoros advice that the messengers guards are now needed to convey the actual message, Leonidas kicks them in as well. Afterwards, he dumps in several other people he simply dislikes, including Britney Spears Nicole Parker, Kevin Federline, Sanjaya Malakar and the judges for American Idol before having Ryan Seacrest fling himself in. Resolving to face the Persians, Leonidas visits the prophets, and gives them medicines such as Neutrogena as their prize for their consultation. They advise him that he should consult the Oracle for any advice. The Oracle, Ugly Betty, reveals that Leonidas will die should he go to war. After reaching a decision while spending the night with his wife, Leonidas meets the soldiers assembled for his departure to Thermopylae, and finds that onlynot 300 were accepted in the army, since there were stringent specifications to be accepted Hunky with deep Mediterranean tans, hot bods, and wellendowed. Three among them include Captain, his son, Sonio, who is accepted into the army via the approval of the Americas Next Top Model judges and a slightly unfit Spartan named Dilio, who, as the Captain states, Has a lot of heart...and nice man boobs. Once at the Hot Gates, they encounter the deformed Paris Hilton also played by Parker, who tells Leonidas and the Captain about a secret goat path above the Hot Gates that Xerxes could use to outflank the Spartans. When she asks to be made a Spartan soldier, Leonidas rejects her as unqualified due to

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